My little grey vest says business, but my dress says FULLY OPERATIONAL. The spoiler, of course, is that my little grey vest doesn’t say business, it actually says SCABROUS PIRATES TO YOU THIS MORNING.
(Star Wars Expanded Universe, the story of my wasted youth.)
Despite my terrible breakup with Star Wars, I still long for more of the fond memories we shared together. So you get this mishmash of elements just to c-c-check out what arrived in the mail from the always phenomenal Black Milk Clothing. Please excuse the schoolday portrait studio, it was do or die to get that oversized glowstick to heel.
Naughty or nice? That’s totally your personal business, man. But whenever our nearest and dearest come around with the eternal question of What Would You Like For Christmas? well, nobody can accuse us of being unprepared. Especially when it comes to geek flavoured fashion and dressing like a superhero on the low-low.
(We took some of our cues from Hawkeye, Ms Marvel and Dazzler. Of course.)
We love what we like. And if you’re coming up short for stylin’ gift-giving ideas at the last minute, we have you covered.
Oh yes. We also need this to exist. For reasons.
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