(flips lightswitch rapidly on and off)
WELCOME TO HELL
WELCOME TO HELL
WELCOME TO HE–
Who would have thought that your esteemed editors’ house brand would be this winter (no) chill trash. (If you guessed Very Most Likely, you probably… okay, listen, first of all.) The point is, the point is, we took this immediately from Wears Black All Year Round to some kind of First Order emo punk band because that is also the house brand. Thank you and you’re welcome.
Lin made the patches and pins; Bria is mentally tallying every time someone doesn’t use a coaster.
LIN / KYLO REN:
“Destroy the Resistance” Vest: Cynthia Rowley / DIY
Hooded Bodysuit; Matte Leggings: Black Milk Clothing
Velvet Pencil Skirt: American Apparel
Kylo’s Stupid Band Pins because lord help, he would: DIY
BRIA / GENERAL HUX:
“Destroy the Resistance” Blazer: Forever 21 / DIY
Deep Cut Top: Express
First Order Necklace: FoxyFunk
Boots for Kicking Ren’s Butt: Macys
Photos by Rich and Strange Photography, a champion amongst men.
We’re not sorry.
(We’re maybe a little bit sorry.)
(Bria’s not even the least bit sorry.)
Fierce fashion knows no bounds, and ambitious Slytherin can rock it to the top. Wear your house colours with pride and a little bit of kick as you take on the world — plush emerald velvets, details cunning sharp, and no more excuses.
(Brave, not stupid.)
With upcoming patriotic party week, we’ve got a few suggestions on how to beat the heat — namely, poolside getaway and pants optional. So splash on some sunscreen, because we got your geek cred covered with some cute basic swimwear, swimwear part 2: geekier still, and nerdy throw-on tees.
Let’s start from there.
We’ll also be going on a small hiatus for the upcoming week, so a great Canada Day and July 4th to all who are celebrating this coming week!