So because my friends and I have no concept of logic, we decided that HEY YEAH LET’S MAKE USO GIRL OUTFITS!! about two weeks before the convention or something like that. Nothing lights a fire under us like bald eagle- and freedom- flavoured movies I guess. Also because my friend Kevin makes a great Cap and I wanted to salute everybody who came near me.
Turns out, American salutes are different?? Who knew. Who knew.