[WAYW] We Have A T-Rex – Jurassic Park
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“Yeah but John: when the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don’t eat the tourists.”
There are no words to properly describe how excited I was when I first saw this trailer announcing that Jurassic Park would be rereleased in theatres for its 20th anniversary. I don’t even care that it’s in 3D. You can bet your butt that I will be going today. This film was my childhood. Obviously, I had to do a post for today. It’s even a two-for-one! Y’all excited yet?
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Ian Malcolm
Black Pants: Max Studio
Button Down: Guess
Accessories: Multiple places, including Fossil
Sunglasses: Coach
Black/Turquoise Heels: D&G for Dolce and Gabbana
For the ever fabulous Ian Malcolm, the colour palette was simple: black, black, and more black. The other bit of Malcolm’s fashion sense I kept in mind was his inability to keep his shirt buttoned so plunging neckline it is!
Dr. Alan Grant
My choices for Dr. Grant went a bit on the literal side although I promise that the safari hat was just for fun! It was mostly a matter of looking at his style and transferring it to something more fashiony that definitely wouldn’t be found in a archaeological dig. I’ve never been on one myself but something tells me that stiletto boots aren’t ideal for digging in the dirt.
Blue Shirt: Max Studio
White Cami: H&M
Red Neck Tie: Coach
Khaki Skirt/Belt: United Colors of Benetton
Boots: Michael Kors
Bracelet/Earrings: Aldo Coggiola
BITCH! YOU COULD NOT RUN FROM DINOSAURS IN A SKIRT AND HEELS! GET IT TOGETHER!!!!!!!
Girl, you need to chill. And then take a look at the rest of this blog and realize that we run a geek fashion site. No one ever said these were actual costumes but rather outfits whose fashion was inspired by different characters.
ISN’T IT BAD ENOUGH THEY DONT GIVE WOMEN GUNS IN JURASSIC PARK?! How is ANYONE going to take you seriously when the raptors are breaking in through the fuckin’ kitchen and you’re in there taking selfies?! They’re going to throw you right back in the kitchen…TO DIE! to make a nice sandwich…FOR A RAPTOR! That’s whats going to happen!
IF THAT FILM WAS YOUR CHILDHOOD THEN WHY ARE YOU DESTROYING IT?! THERE WERE MESSAGES! DEEP, POLITICAL MESSAGES! GET SOME FUCKING REGULAR BOOTS AND PANTS ON! READ THE BOOK! Those plastic dinosaurs are NOTHING! You think this is a game?!?! DO YOU?!
Raptors aint gonna care about your fucking boobs… They’re going to eat you…all of you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2UQv2JUZoU this is what I think of your lack of respect towards Jurassic park victims.
Girl if you were a character in jurassic park you’d be dead.